Thinking I looked like an old hag.
My natural curls went every which way
And I used to think my hair felt like hay.
On most days my hair was a big flop
Reminding me of a very very dirty mop
Then I found you through Tami’s blog (Thanks Tami!)
But I could not afford you. You are a money hog (go with it)
Every day was pure hell
I wanted to send every hair product to jail
I tried so many. My cupboards where full
of discarded products that did not do what they told (try to get through it)
They made promises they could not keep
My hair proved them deceivers, liars and creeps
But then one day I gave up the fight
I went to Albertson’s and bought you that night.
The next day, it was love at first use
My hair was soft since it took less abuse
My curls (almost) did not drive me crazy
and I could go back to being lazy
Oh, PureOlogy how I love thee
You gave shape to my curls and made my hair less frizzy!
I would like to dedicate this poem to Insomnia, who gave me the time and mindset to create such a wonderful work of crap
You are HILARIOUS, my friend! Hahahaha!
ReplyDeletethats is SOOOOO funny!!!!! :D
ReplyDeleteThat was the best poem Ive ever read! I always look forward to reading your blog because you seriously crack me up!
ReplyDeleteOk, about Pureology, Girl I can get it for you for so much less then you can get it for yourself. I can even order it online and have it sent to you. I love the stuff too and I am here to tell you it is way healthier on your hair then any other hair product Ive tried. It also makes your color last two times longer! So, really its worth the money spent on it. Atleast that's how I justify it. Let me know if you want me to get you some. I am happy to do it! I can get anything you want for wholesale prices. Love ya.
Seriously great poem!
I still think its a pretty bad poem. :) I guess bad poetry is funny. I thought it would be painful. LOL!
ReplyDeleteHorrible, just terrible, somebody sluffed 90% of their high school English class:O
ReplyDeleteLast night after I had read
ReplyDeleteI was laying in my bed
thinking of the things you had said
and what you must have been fed
all these rhymes came in my head
while tossing and turning in my bed
this morning after I woke
I thought "this must be a joke"
cuz I forgot them all
so I am going to the mall